Gossip Girl Blog

Mon Feb 2

“Carnal Knowledge”

i apologize in advance for this;;

while i know it’s only my second blog. until gossip girl cleans up its act and brings us some note worthy episodes, i’m on a hiatus.

Tue Jan 20

“You’ve Got Yale!”

First Gossip Girl Blog; I’m actually watching the episode again as I write so I can comment. 

Harold and Roman came all the way from France to see if Blair gets into Yale? That’s quite generous of them. Very loving. Haha, Roman is so annoying. Aw, Harold asks about Chuck. I don’t recall them knowing about their relationship, or lack there of? Well, Yale day, interesting. Let’s continue. OH WAIT. the Puppy, cute? Maybe, I once had a bulldog, that didn’t go well, he shit on our couch…continuing. 

Rufus and Lily, ” I was planning on sneaking out.” “I don’t know why we thought this would be so weird”. I’m just…freaking out right now. EW EW EW EW EW. Rufus and Lily CANNOT be together. I’m sorry, I love them, but it’s SO wrong, on SO many levels. Maybe I’d be a little more approving if Rufus got a freaking hair cut, EW. 

First Chuck scene - BORING. ugh, more Jack being a jackass.

“Does she have Benjamin Button syndrome?” HAHA. Only funny cause I just saw the movie last night. “My favoriteee new teacher” Shut up Serena. And you too Mrs. Carr, you’re really annoying. HAHA okay, she suggests the Palace lobby, yeah Mrs. Carr would fit in greatttt there!

Haha I love Blair and her minions. Refreshing on their phone. GG should really be sponsored by Blackberry because it’d be so much more realistic if they were all refreshing their Blackberry’s. Oh and I like how I justtt remembered that Nelly Yuki was a senior. They treat her like an immigrant, it’s great. Gotta love how everything is online these days. My sister called me during it and was like “Mind you that nothing was electronic when I applied 3 years ago” Wow, how quickly technology progresses. 

Wooooh, Nate taking Brooklyn to the opera, no one cares! And go Dan, you got into Yale and you didn’t even have to say it out loud!

Chuck and Lily reunion is cute. He needs her. She’s willing to help…because of guilt of course.

Haha, God I love this shit with Blair. I love how none of them applied early decision except her. AHH NELLY IS SUCH A BITCH. Blair should’ve kicked her out right there. And, yay, they followed the books! I knew Josh lied about it. Haha I love the fat lady analogy. Oh yeah and I guess I just found out that you CAN be wait listed early decision? But what happens if no one gives up that position, you get deferred? Interesting question.

Chuck’s being rude to Lily. She’s pretty :(

WHAT HAPPENED TO HEADMISTRESS QUELLER!? :( SHE WAS THE BIGGEST BITCH EVER I MISS HER. Oye, okay haha Dan is like a lunch lady. Enough said.

Ew and what is up with this Serena/Carr new bff thing going on. Rude and Obnoxious. Who does she think she is? Mrs. Kolins? NO! Even Mrs. Kolins made teacher friends and didn’t rely on Lauren and I to talk to her in the hallway. “Witch hunts are my valium” HAHA LOVE IT. Haha and OF COURSE Serena got in for the PR. Blair may be bitchy, but she’s so right.

Lily and the Bass Industry guy. “Jack is Charles’ guardian and the contract clearly states that his guardian has control” OKAY RIGHT THERE. EPISODE = PREDICTABLE. Let’s see how we fix this little predicament…new…guardian = LILY!Aduhhh. Okay, of course. Moving on.

Blair and her free pass bull shit. Tsarevsky would disagree. Oh and can we talk about Blair’s essay in MLA format :D Yeahhh!!! Go Vogt! HAHA Blair didn’t apply anywhere else. Of courseeeeee. Serena’s gonna turn down Yale. woooohooo. Thanks to Carr, it’s gonna be for herself that she turns it down, not B or D.

Haha the list of things that Chuck did to Jack are funny. Lily’s being very endearing to Chuck it’s cute. “Crash Jack in Plane” HAHA LOVE IT” Okay so we know that Lily is on the phone with Rufus. And we know Chuck wouldn’t approve so why would you say something like “Rufus, Stop it” She’s so stupid. Lily and Rufus for the first time ever is pisssing me the fuckkk off. They need to get over themselves.

HAhhh “Good is subjective, if you don’t believe me you can look it up” B’s lines are so funny. Dan overreacts TO EVERYTHINGGG. Aw cute Blair smile. 

NATE AND VANESSA = BORING. moving on.

Rufus…get a haircut. Oh hey Eric and Jenny, good to see you too.

AHH love Blair’s conscience with Penelope and Isabel. Very cute. But of course she’s gonna sabotage the Yale thing with getting back at her teacher. HAHA The Boathouse is closed in the winter! Suckkaaa.

Ew ew ew family affair! D/S R/L = TMTH. The ladies look beautiful though. Serena’s dress is beautiful. Dan’s a douche for ditching and crashing o N/V’s date. HAHA omg I love how Nate is so obsolete in this show. Vanessa kinda looks gross.

“Documents” Hmmm..let’s see..adoption papers much? Predicttttableee. More N/V more boringgg. Vanessa being cocky annoying. “Candy dear?” hahahahaa.

Dan is so annoying. OMG i’m sorry, this whole blog is me saying how all the characters except Blair are annoying. I should really be reading…

HAHA OKAY. So when Rufus and Lily are at the stop of the stairs. There’s a banister that covers Lily’s stomach cause SHE’S PREGNANT hahah it’s SOOO funny. Ew and Rufus keeps touching her stomach, he’s making the child obvious to us viewers. 

OH shit, so Blair looks amazingg. love the dress, the headband, the hair. and loveee when she runs by Chuck cause that’s all we get the entire episode :*( So here we are, Lily adopting Chuck. You can tell here that Kelly Rutherford is pregnant, so much. And I love that C gets back at J. “A poison pen is the best revenge” Cute.

Aw Blair’s speech was half cute. Carr should’ve been more accepting of immature high school girls. She’s a total bitch for calling Queller.

Oooooh, woooh, N&V can make out. no one cares.

OMG. Okay so the music while Lily’s in the bathroom. All I was saying “oh no..oh no..oh no” and THEN JACK CAME IN! Gahhh. Jack’s high? What…like always? Haha. I’m glad Dan actually looked for Lily. And I’m even happier that Chuck was concerned about where she is. Do I hear “Mom”? Ahhh.omg. JACK. Horrible, horrible scene. Makes me veryyy uncomfortable. Aw CHUCK TO THE RESCUE. YAY. Very happy about that. That security guy should’ve let C punch out J a little more. He deserved it. Glad he got in at least one punch. He’s not one to start fight fights, so yay Chuck:)

Gahh now L/C! Greatest scene of the episode. Lily wants Chuck in her family. And want’s Chuck to have the business. She’s so kind. YAY HE’S GONNA MOVE BACK IN! That makes me excited. Because he’ll be a little more civilized. And now that Bass Industries is in his future, he’ll definitely be keeping up with his image. Being responsible and caring…a family man? haha. He’ll definitely be caring to Lily as we’ve seen. And little brother Eric and maybe he won’t come on to Serena as much, and fight for Blair? A girl can dream.

TEACHERS SHOULDNT TELL STUDENTS TO CALL THEM BY THEIR FIRST NAMES RACHELLLLLLL! “Some beginnings start so quietly you don’t even notice they’re happening” NOT COOL.at all. thats a R/D storyline. At least she’ll get fired for a relationship with a student.

OMG BLAIR:( I feel horrible about the Yale thing. But she had it coming with her scheming ways. Love the scene with Dorota and the puppy at the end. But no tights B? A little cold, no? 

Yeah, so me complaining a lot…sorry. I’ll try to make the next one a little more interesting. Maybe put on my Gossip Girl voice and just say really well crafted good vocabulary sentences. 

2 weeks :( … sucks. Until next time.

you know you love me

xoxo, gossip girl.